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I just love the feeling of sandpaper on the inside of my lids when I wake up at 5 after only 4 hours of sleep.
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And I could live without having to actually think (something I haven't done in some weeks) in a discussion abut vegan cat food. But I could live even better without the name calling of the militant vegans.
I'm eating corpses! I'm so very bad! And I actually support those who say that cats are naturally corpse-eaters! How dare I? How can I suggest that their vegan cat may actually eat mice or bird when it is outside? Don't I see that the cat would never do such a cruel and disgusting thing?
I absolutely accept that people are vegetarians or vegans. As long as they let me eat my corpses - not necessarily in front of them - and don't insult me, we can all live happy and in peace.

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They claim to want to free animals (and work against speciesism), but refuse to let their cats go outside unsupervised, in case they would want to hunt.
But as they not only work against 'corpse-eaters' but also claim that vegetarians are murderers I know shouldn't take them too serious.