Reason No. 375 why people think I'm strange.

7,5 kg? What exactly am I carrying around in my bag? Stones? Enough paper for a whole school?
900g are a bag of Lindt chocolates (only 5,5 € and they'll last till Christmas - let me rephrase that - I won't buy any more until Christmas) but the rest?
And that's not even the most I've ever carried on the 5 km bike ride to uni.

I know, I know, perspective is everything

Half a year ago I complained about the fact that I was supposed to actually pronounce sentences like:
Endocarditis valvularis thromboticans in swine is caused by Erysopelothrix ruseopathiae.

Today I catch myself saying to Katharina:
'Of course he asked about coagula, don't you remember? Patho-histo? Endocarditis valvularis thromboticans? Erysophelotrix ruseopathiae?'
Like it was the simplest thing in the world, because it really is an easy to remember disease. And I was more worried about not knowing which article states how the trichina test has to be performed.

No, I don't have anything better to do...

Normally I have all sounds windows likes to produce blocked, but I just spent the last hour creating short .wav files out of Monty Python songs.
Now, do I want 'Every sperm is sacred' as my windows entry sound, or is 'pray that there's intelligent live somewhere out in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on earth' better?