Reason No. 375 why people think I'm strange.

[ridicully]

7,5 kg? What exactly am I carrying around in my bag? Stones? Enough paper for a whole school?
900g are a bag of Lindt chocolates (only 5,5 € and they'll last till Christmas - let me rephrase that - I won't buy any more until Christmas) but the rest?
And that's not even the most I've ever carried on the 5 km bike ride to uni.