Well, maybe I have a bit of a temper...

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I was stopped from bodily attacking a slightly drunk football fan and thus starting a riot on the train by the police - I think this qualifies as more guts than brains.
I will write down the whole tale - nothing can stop me from doing so - when the fume has stopped coming out of my ears.

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One can get a lifetime ban from Duesseldorf? I'm impressed.
But I think one should be at least a football fan, to tell these stories. It's kind of embarrassing to tell something like that, and, when asked for the reason, only have to say "He wanted to smoke".
I'm normally not a militant non-smoker, really, I'm not.
But hey, on the positive side, I stood up for myself and didn't let someone intimidate me. Yes, I think that's the way I'll tell this story in the future.