Anyone reading this and willing to help? I'll beg if you want.

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Very simple question, but lets just assume I was brought up by monkeys:
How do I address a formal letter at someone I don't know the name of (or even if the person is male of female)? How do I close it?

Ummm, HELP?
I really hate writing this kind of letters.

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Really?
Oh, urgh. I hoped there was something that didn't sound so ... I don't know.
Anyway.
Thanks.