Reasons people doubt I'm female

[ridicully]

Hm, do I use my bad (or rather everyone's-just-sooooo-mean) mood and go shopping? I *hate* shopping, but seeing as my mood can't get any worse, I should probably risk it. Trousers. Vest (Waistcoat? However this thing is called). Can't be too difficult. Right?

On second thought, I have to go in the city tomorrow morning anyway. I'll do it then. Or next week. Or the week after that. Or maybe mail-order?
I don't want to.

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[blackdracaena.livejournal.com]

Oh this sounds awful familiar .. I had to go shopping last Monday for a new jacket/coat and I effing hate shopping. It took me 3 hours to find something that I liked because the clothes they call modern and stylish made me nearly puke on them.
Gah! Shopping sucks! Next time I'll do mail-order for sure.