It has to be a joke.

[ridicully]

How can it be that I, a person with an absolute inability to find matching colours or even to recognize that they don't match, am the one who has to maintain a website which has to contain certain colours? With my rudimentary HTML skills I'm able to include all the things it's supposed to do - but I just can't do it in a way that won't hurt the eyes if I have to work with
as the colour-scheme.