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NSFW is not a concept vets really get.
Have I mentioned lately how much I love M? Silly hipster that he is, he makes me laugh like not many other people.
Just checked my bank account, he transferred the money he owed me for our camping trip in August.
The line for the purpose of the transaction?
naked cleaning, giant dildo, wet fun
Oh hell, boy. How do you even exist?

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A friend once felt silly and wrote money laundering as purpose of the transaction and had actually the police turn up at her doorstep the next day. She could convince them it was a joke, fortunately.
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