I don't *think* I'm drunk

I think I'm going to find (or found) a religion, that believes that every day the world is made anew, and you can't be held responsible for things the old version of yourself did, and convert. (Hmmm. Is it still called converting when the starting point is areligious atheism?)

Or I could just find a way to stop my brain bringing up embarrassing things I did years ago, which, while not easier, would probably not involve as many criminals, who'd also like to convert.