I'm strange - and writing this stupid report doesn't help

I'm looking at case reports with topics similar to mine. This just made me laugh:

Topic: Castration of a 9 y.o. stallion
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Prognosis: Prognosis quo ad functionem (Hmmm, I seem to remember 'prognosis ad functionem', have to look it up) concerning fertility absolutely negative, otherwise very good.

Talk about stating the obvious.

Night Shift

If all animals in the area in and around Leipzig could just not get ill after 4pm today, I would be very thankful. I may have learned how to assist during surgery, but I have no pressing desire to put it into practice the first time tonight.
If nothing happens and I'm lucky I may be allowed to go home after the last round of antibiotics at 12.
Better not to count on it though. How I love to sleep on an old sofa.