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[ridicully]

Time it takes me to get black stains on a pair of light trousers? Five minutes.

I'm fiddling with my bike, because I want to know how far I'm biking every day. And while I've got a good sense of direction, I have absolutely no clue where distances are concerned.
Stupid speedometer isn't made for mountain bikes. I need to improvise a bit with the fittings.
*wanders off in search of duct tape*