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[ridicully]

Whoever designed those pre-tied bow ties had a generally good idea, but I personally think getting them on can't be much easier than actually tying the normal things.
Where is one supposed to put the hook? I couldn't find any form of matching eye or loop.
Stupid thing

And now I'll go and feel stupid some more - my parents and sister2 are at some relatives since yesterday and left some sort of meat in the fridge. I'd happily live on bread and sweets - that's what I do most of the year anyway - but I think this thing should be either eaten or thrown away today.
But I can't cook. I have absolutely no idea what to do with this thing.
Oh well, I have a strong stomach and if it's completely disgusting there's pizza in the freezer.